Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter by Weston Ochse

Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter Rating:

Looks at title.

Hannibal, is that you?

*Soils pants*

Okay, so Hannibal isn’t in it but there is a mysterious yet creepy girl-child who doesn’t mind munching on meat of the two-legged, walking, talking variety . . . while they’re still alive. (Anyone else thinking of the Eddie Izzard scene in Hannibal when he’s forced to eat his own thigh?) The main character really kidnapped the wrong kids. Nothing goes his way.

Kidnappers beware!

*Free short story from Audible, perhaps a little too short for me.

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3 thoughts on “Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter by Weston Ochse

  1. Okay, i can’t let that *soils pants* line go by without coming by and telling you that I laughed for a minute straight when I read this in my e-mail.

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